absolutum dominium

innane post with innant ramblings. yesterday (wednesday) was a good day! yay! went for a run (finally), even though i'm damn bloody slow now and my calf muscles are sorely aching from a VERY slow run *sigh*... and was late for my intellectual property law class at 5pm coz i thought it was 5.30pm (stupid me)...

hmm... tt doesn't sound tt good, now does tt?

actually it was pretty ok. my IP law lecturer is this really nice guy who took the trouble to email me the hand outs tt he ran out of in class, and diana who's taking this class with me was helping me with some of the notes i missed. and after tt we had dinner @ the village together with ben and alvin, this sep sem 2 student from singapore.

we were supposed to lim kopi at starbucks after tt (omg i love the cinnamon dulce latte, even tho ben complains tt i order stuff tt cannot be pronounced), but we ended up at ben's place in fairview playing 3 hours worth of card games... texas holdém poker; black jack and bridge. completely addictive. i suck at texas holdem. had to be bought in 3 times... although the last 2 times was because i and ben were betting everything tt we had on our cards and he got better cards than me... twice. DAMMIT. but my hand was pretty good with bridge. out of 15 games i lost only 4 times... heh.

it was midnight when alvin walked me and diana back to totem. and it was good timing coz fraser was walking towards totem the same time i was. we tried watching 21 grams, this movie tt i have on my comp for some time but have yet to watch (it was 2nd choice after the devil's rejects, but after a quick preview of tt movie we realised tt it was more than a little potentially disturbing), but we couldn't last the first hour. it's a good movie but it's not something you watch when you're feeling sleepy, or marginally sleepy.

what was even weirder was tt he started telling me these really, and i mean REALLY bad chuck norris jokes. like:

# Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

# If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

# Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

# Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

# In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

i kid you not. these linguistic abominations are actually AVAILABLE ONLINE if you google "chuck norris facts".

bah. and now i have bristle burns.

ooh. and going ice-skating this afternoon! can't wait! :)

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.