absolutum dominium

my bf gets a kick out of going on my msn and traumatising my friends.

i apologise man. he's mad lah. tt is my only defence.

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erm. 1 example of how mad he is. he succesfully managed to antagonise someone within 2 min.

this was tt someone's nickname: K - I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" "This much", He answered. Then He opened up His arms and died.

and this is how the conversation transpired (b = the bf. k = the other guy. who shall not be talking to me for the next 3 months, i presume).

b: eh
b: i ask you one qn
b: your nick hor?
b: supposed to be funny or sincere?
k: SINCERE LAH!
k: never joke about such things c'mon
b: k (thts the boyfriend btw)
b: its quite funny wat
b: aiyoh
b: the Pope also damn funny
k: i don really have much experience speaking with schizophrenic patients
b: esp. the dead one
k: ...
k: i'm taking offence
b: har?
b: why?
k: end of conversation
b: deus caritas est lar
b: anyway its ME (the bf) not izzy so dun be too confused
k: it's alright it's end of conversation
b: alright!

oh well.