absolutum dominium

No Talk. Action Only.

And that my friends, aptly describes my father, who like all chauvinistic men of his age, abhor housework.

This means tt usually after dinner, me and my mom will wash the dishes and mop the kitchen, while he sits on his sofa watches TV and gets fat(ter).

However, tonight, my mom was pissed with my dad.

So he promised to mop the floor.

Conversation with me went like this:

Dad: "You sweep the floor, I mop".
Me: "Ok." (goes to take out broom)
Dad: "BTW, there's a lizard tt died under the sink. You scared of lizards?"
Me: "D-uh."
Dad laughs... and walks away.
At the kitchen door he turns back and says: "Eh, you mop the floor also."

...

Excuse me but KNN, first you ask me if I'm afraid of lizards, and when I say yes (because the fucking dead lizard was decomposed deformed and distorted!!!), you LAUGH and walk away. You don't even BOTHER to offer to help sweep up tt lizard. And then you happily tell me to mop the floor, AFTER you announced loudly (for the benefit of my mom) that you would mop the floor.

And THEN, when I have finished sweeping the floor and am about to mop it, you happily pop back in to say:

1. Eh, you swept up the lizard already?
2. You sweep not clean. Sweep again.

Sorry lah father, but you want cleaner, you can damn well get your butt off your sofa and sweep it yourself.