Thursday, May 05, 2005
rip-roaring drunk
no.
fortunately, not really.
but i was a sleepy drunk.
ok. starting from the beginning, last night i went for my usual post-exams mambo whores reunion (with 3/4 of the mambo whores since poor jane has an exam and expedition stuff to settle by fri) at phuture. and of course from the line-up of my posts so far you can tell tt i wanted to lose control. i.e. become high.
note: i have not done any heavy drinking since my year 1 end-of-year celebration at zouk, which ended up with me becoming a rip-roaring drunk who needed 3 guys to keep me from totally destroying myself. so no, samantha and wanyi have never seen me drunk.
until last night.
we went in early, say around 10.30pm, expecting a crowd. as usual, zouk/phuture is a damn small world. you see every single fucking person you know there. it's all about going 'hi' and waving and exchanging 'hellos' and 'how are yous' above the pounding beat of the music.
i took a blowjob to start off, just coz it's so fun to demo how to drink it. yesh yuwei baby, i'll take a screaming orgasm the next time i go. and manthu got 2 illusions for the price of one. i don't think the cute bartender was all tt cute tho. think it's coz i'm racist. hmm... we met declan, lin chang, mich, yongsheng and yingkiat, who'd been drinking at the coffeeshop across the road. mich and yk were kind of red... could tell tt the beer had made about half the group quite high.
1-for-1 came and i whacked my 2 flaming lambos at 1 go, the way i always do. was thinking of stopping there coz 2 alone are enough to get me high, but i guess we were waiting by the bar counter for so long and the lambos weren't kicking in fast enough, so i grew impatient and decided to tempt fate by taking 4 tequila neats at 1 go.
so tt was tt. you could feel the effect immediately. gosh was i light-headed. good thing we started dancing coz i had a distinct feeling i would keel over. it's interesting being intoxicated. your vision is clear and your mind registers your surroundings, but your body reacts slower than your mind commands it to.
oh, and by 12.45am i started feeling sleepy.
sleepy drunk.
and it was bad because it REALLY was a "omg i need to sleep now now now." and then i messaged wanyi and sam 'sleepy' coz tt was all i had the presence of mind to type... and then i just keeled forward anyway.
so they had to drag me out of phuture and out of zouk. how embarassing.
and then i sat down outside the grand copthrone and was content to drift back into lalaland. yk had to send me back to hall by cab.
fortunately 1) there were no embarassing puking incidents (thank god!!!) 2) i wasn't babbling nonsense.
unfortunately 1) a drunk is easily noticed 2) half the known world probably noticed me.
i could just curl up and die now.
but i won't.
anyway i just collapsed onto my bed, jeans and all, and just stayed in tt position (no, i didn't feel good. felt queasy and headachy coz like i said, my damn hangover ALWAYS comes BEFORE i sleep) until sam and wanyi trooped into my room past 2am to see if i was still alive.
yeah, i was still alive. even tho i wasn't much for speaking and kept burrowing into my bolster.
i think they were amused. they must have been. now they too, have incriminating pictures of me on my phone.
maybe it's the blouse i wore. the first time i wore this blouse i got rip-roaring drunk. hmm.
but anyway they left when they realised tt i was just a sleepy drunk, and i slept till 7am.
then i woke up to bathe, eat breakfast (i was RAVENOUS!!!) and get started on reading my dragonlance volume ii. so much for cleaning my room. but raistlin beckons.
and then i had lunch with johnny at close to 2pm, after a small mis-comm regarding where to meet (i mistook kr terminal for kr the hostel. wahaha). baked rice at nydc, waffles at gelare. yum. and then i came home in time to beat the rain, went for ascension day mass at holy cross, and had dinner with the parents.
ok day over.
sleepy drunk now sobre.
and sleepy again.
P.S. nus osa has sent out a circular regarding dragonboat july race. but AS USUAL, they are only advertising the final event - the pm cup.
now playing: hotel costes - cafe de flor
fortunately, not really.
but i was a sleepy drunk.
ok. starting from the beginning, last night i went for my usual post-exams mambo whores reunion (with 3/4 of the mambo whores since poor jane has an exam and expedition stuff to settle by fri) at phuture. and of course from the line-up of my posts so far you can tell tt i wanted to lose control. i.e. become high.
note: i have not done any heavy drinking since my year 1 end-of-year celebration at zouk, which ended up with me becoming a rip-roaring drunk who needed 3 guys to keep me from totally destroying myself. so no, samantha and wanyi have never seen me drunk.
until last night.
we went in early, say around 10.30pm, expecting a crowd. as usual, zouk/phuture is a damn small world. you see every single fucking person you know there. it's all about going 'hi' and waving and exchanging 'hellos' and 'how are yous' above the pounding beat of the music.
i took a blowjob to start off, just coz it's so fun to demo how to drink it. yesh yuwei baby, i'll take a screaming orgasm the next time i go. and manthu got 2 illusions for the price of one. i don't think the cute bartender was all tt cute tho. think it's coz i'm racist. hmm... we met declan, lin chang, mich, yongsheng and yingkiat, who'd been drinking at the coffeeshop across the road. mich and yk were kind of red... could tell tt the beer had made about half the group quite high.
1-for-1 came and i whacked my 2 flaming lambos at 1 go, the way i always do. was thinking of stopping there coz 2 alone are enough to get me high, but i guess we were waiting by the bar counter for so long and the lambos weren't kicking in fast enough, so i grew impatient and decided to tempt fate by taking 4 tequila neats at 1 go.
so tt was tt. you could feel the effect immediately. gosh was i light-headed. good thing we started dancing coz i had a distinct feeling i would keel over. it's interesting being intoxicated. your vision is clear and your mind registers your surroundings, but your body reacts slower than your mind commands it to.
oh, and by 12.45am i started feeling sleepy.
sleepy drunk.
and it was bad because it REALLY was a "omg i need to sleep now now now." and then i messaged wanyi and sam 'sleepy' coz tt was all i had the presence of mind to type... and then i just keeled forward anyway.
so they had to drag me out of phuture and out of zouk. how embarassing.
and then i sat down outside the grand copthrone and was content to drift back into lalaland. yk had to send me back to hall by cab.
fortunately 1) there were no embarassing puking incidents (thank god!!!) 2) i wasn't babbling nonsense.
unfortunately 1) a drunk is easily noticed 2) half the known world probably noticed me.
i could just curl up and die now.
but i won't.
anyway i just collapsed onto my bed, jeans and all, and just stayed in tt position (no, i didn't feel good. felt queasy and headachy coz like i said, my damn hangover ALWAYS comes BEFORE i sleep) until sam and wanyi trooped into my room past 2am to see if i was still alive.
yeah, i was still alive. even tho i wasn't much for speaking and kept burrowing into my bolster.
i think they were amused. they must have been. now they too, have incriminating pictures of me on my phone.
maybe it's the blouse i wore. the first time i wore this blouse i got rip-roaring drunk. hmm.
but anyway they left when they realised tt i was just a sleepy drunk, and i slept till 7am.
then i woke up to bathe, eat breakfast (i was RAVENOUS!!!) and get started on reading my dragonlance volume ii. so much for cleaning my room. but raistlin beckons.
and then i had lunch with johnny at close to 2pm, after a small mis-comm regarding where to meet (i mistook kr terminal for kr the hostel. wahaha). baked rice at nydc, waffles at gelare. yum. and then i came home in time to beat the rain, went for ascension day mass at holy cross, and had dinner with the parents.
ok day over.
sleepy drunk now sobre.
and sleepy again.
P.S. nus osa has sent out a circular regarding dragonboat july race. but AS USUAL, they are only advertising the final event - the pm cup.
# posted by Kitana @ 5/05/2005 09:48:00 PM 
