absolutum dominium

because i am PMSing. forgive me.

but there are 3 categories of girls tt i cannot stand the most. so just because i have had enough of fucking eu law, i shall just list them down.

1) the original girl.

this category of girl has been explained again and again in my previous blog entries. but basically, she give women a really bad name and desperately needs to grow a backbone.

she's most commonly seen as suffering from the clinging vine syndrome if she has a significant other. other defining characteristics include long rebonded hair, heavily-mascaraed eyes, short short skirts, pale skin, and giggly laugh. *excuse me while i go hurl*

2) the acbc girl.

acbc = act cute buay cute.

yes, the act cute girl is bad enough, but the acbc girl is in a category of her own. this kind of girl is obviously NOT cute and should not even be TRYING to look or pretend to be it, possibly coz of age, looks etc. but nonetheless, she suffers enough delusion (or some kind of attention-dependency) tt compels her to act cute to attract attention.

can be identified by the bounciness, constant giggles, inherent ditzy and bimboness (oh god. someone give her a brain. please), and in cases where God has a sick sense of humour, a really high-pitched nasal voice. you know, the kind tt make you want to reach out and tear out her trachea the moment she utters a syllable?

yeah. unfortunately girls with voices like tt DO exist, and trust me they have my pity. i know tt they did not choose to be born with voices like this. but tt being said, i have to say tt i can NEVER be friends with girls with voices like tt. because no matter how nice and friendly and warm they are, i can never ever in a million years strike up a conversation with them. because i fear tt they will actually answer back. AARRRRGGGGHHH. oh my ears and tender disposition.

3) the teh girl.

usually categories 2 and 3 are intertwined. the acbc girl tends to teh like crazy because she believes it's cute.

well, wake up honey. IT'S NOT.

teh-ing is the most irritating female trait tt i have ever seen in girls. if there is any reason for me having to be ashamed of being female, it's because of the girls who teh. i HATE girls who teh. if tt isn't clear enough, think "abhor, despise, disdain" and strong words along those lines.

for one, it is an assault to my ears. for god's sake, there is such a thing as TALKING NORMALLY. whining doesn't automatically mean you will get your way. sure, you can do it to your boyfriend or whoever is enough of a door mat to let you walk all over him just coz he doesn't want to hear the 'soprano' abilities tt you might possess, but PLEASE don't do it to me. and please don't do it when i am within earshot. no matter how good a mood i might be in, the mere sound of a girl teh-ing gives me this incredible urge to reach out and tear your hair out.

so yes, no whining, no tehing. if you have been trying tt on me and you have been wondering why i have not been responding, it means you have been LUCKY. because if i do respond, you would now have one big bald patch on your skull. and trust me, as much as a girl shrieking or screaming and crying and bawling in pain might upset me, i think i might derive a greater sense of satisfaction from tt than from listening to a girl tehing and going unpunished.

yes. i am an evil bitch.

i'm not discounting tt. never have. never will.

let's just make things simple.

don't. mess. with. me.