absolutum dominium

who ever eats chilli crab for supper?

when i told my dad tt we - tt being me; diana; and the bf aka the raccoon, the sick dog, the self-proclaimed salmon, and also 'benny bunny bloopy boy' (so says wanyi) - were going to have chilli crab for *supper*, he told me i must be mad.

but anyway to cut a long introduction short, my day only began proper yesterday evening. had a light dinner of steamed promfet and white carrot soup with the parents at home, then came out (of my front door) to get picked up by my part-time chauffeur (but no offence, you know how appreciative i am tt you have a car on weekends. yay!) to go grab diana from her home.

but because we'd both (we being me and salmon) just eaten dinner, we decided tt maybe we should do something else before eating tt chilli crab. so we stopped by cineleisure to catch a movie - preferably the 10.00pm movie. the only reasonably watchable movie they had left around 10.00pm was this french movie starring monica bellucci entitled 'how much do you love me?', which i presume only had some seats left coz it was R21, so all the legitimate siao geenas couldn't get tickets for it. wahaha.

anyway tt movie is touted on the posters as being monica bellucci's sexiest outing since 'irreversible'. i've never seen irreversible, but after watching the movie, i can definitely say tt it is damn sexy. actually, she is damn sexy. she plays this hooker who agrees to live with this normal working-class guy coz he tells her tt he struck the lottery and he'll pay her a lot of money to live with him. and then along the way and all the pretences (including the really noisy pretend orgasms), she starts to fall in love with him.

the movie is really worth watching, imho. a bit strange to watch this type of movie with your bf and diana at the same time, but with tt being said, it is funny, quirky and has an interesting plot line. ooh, and a lot of sex scenes. you get to see quite a few breasts, or at least monica bellucci's. and she is not only very beautiful (she is! she is! she's got this sexy classy full-bodied look. like a really elegant woman... whom you'd die to fuck or receive a blowjob from (very ample lips), if you were a guy), but she also has damn big breasts. she's not thin, but it's the breasts lah. once you see the breasts you don't really care about the rest of her figure liao. wahaha. okay i sound lesbo here (but you know i'm not, right?).

and among other things, this movie also shows you that it is practically very possible to fuck in the driver's seat of a very small car - woman on top.

after the movie, we stopped by tcc to have coffee... salmon had the blue mountain, diana had the green apple twist, and i tried the mocha villa. along with the chocolate mousse.

photo time!



me and diana.



me and the salmon. nb. coz we were sitting at the tables at the entrance, naturally my people-watching instincts took over. but the salmon hates it when i look at cute tanned guys with muscular arms. so to show his disapproval, besides hurling the ketchup bottles at me, he also intentionally knocked his head into mine during this shot, knowing tt his head is fucking hard.

nb.

but i still love you lah.

besides, salmon boy was feeling restless. before his coffee came around he couldn't stop rocking in the egg-shaped car.



so this is him trying to rock himself out of focus. hee hee.

and then after tt, we headed over to the no signboard seafood restaurant at kallang for our chilli crab supper. only thing was tt by the time we'd got there, it was 12.30am and the restaurant closed at 12.00am, so we detoured to the branch at geylang, which closed at 2.

so we did get to eat our chilli crabs after all.



this is our chilli crab. it came with bread and this plate of mee goreng tt i ordered. yummy.



and this is me and diana.



and me and the salmon. *muakz*

the crab was really good. the meat was really tender and the gravy thick and sweet. i much prefer pioneer's gravy though, but i can't complain coz pioneer isn't 24 hours and way more out of the way at tuas (although we should go there another weekend if ben has the car again, because it is worth it).

and after tt the salmon decided to get himself smoked... *cough*... i mean, the salmon wanted to smoke...

so i attempted to take another smoking photo.



but i think the salmon's getting smarter and smarter. nb. damn blur this shot.

thank god he smokes so much. at least i have no lack of opportunities. muahaha.

after supper when diana was happily satisfied and starting to believe tt her heaven would be a place where there would be crabs running around all over the place for her to catch and cook... we sent her home. via the long way coz i kept not reminding the salmon when to turn, thus resulting in a few detours and (legal) u-turns.

we drove around a little more after tt, to make up for the *cough* kiss deficit accumulated over the past day or 2 (note to self: try not to accumulate kiss deficits too often. they usually lead to strange encounters later). i got home just before 4.00am... and after my father had called me to check if i'd been abducted and murdered or something like tt. wahaha.

and today for lunch, after church the family had thosai for lunch.



thosai with masala chicken, curried mutton and squid, bryani, and lassi.

now just waiting for evening to come. wahaha. i love my slightly decadent life.

the only thing tt will make it more decadent now is clubbing and drinking *hint hint*.