absolutum dominium

i accidentally clicked on some past entry by mistake.

and it so happened to be an entry where i'd met up with mark ho sometime in mid-2004 after he'd come back from his 1st year in cambridge.

there was an example of the kind of jokes tt he told me.

i.e.

1. What is the most desirable man on a nudist colony?
Ans: A man who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 doughnuts.

2. What is the most desirable woman on a nudist colony?
Ans: A woman who can swallow all 12 doughnuts.

3. What is the similarity between a woman and a tornado?
Ans: They both start off with a little blow, then they come wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

and i can't stop laughing when i think about them. i miss mark. kinda.

he's the main reason why i could *never* be sweet and innocent even before i entered uni.