absolutum dominium

oops. a bit overdue, but these awards were taken off wendz' blog. a reason why she's SO DAMN FUNNY to read. 2 components:
1) night cycling (i didn't go!!! *sobz*)
2) the exam period at yih

used with her permission, of course.

1) NIGHT CYCLING:

Oscars for the 12 t0 13 may 2005 cycling battle

most lau da award: miss sam
(she is darn steady,planning the routes,leading the way and most importantly...thanks so much for bringing the whole thing together...)

most handyman award: geokz
(she brought pump,chains,tape,light,apples... u name it, she has it...true odcaian...)

most "siren" award: wenya
(she screams when she goes upslope, she screams when she goes downslope, she screams when she crosses the road...anytime anyplace...)

most c gin na award: cindy
(well, she beats rang hands down this time round for wearing a stoopid white cap in e middle of the night...shade what huh?)

the most c gin na award(older version): meiping
(buaitahan,she and cindy, the power combined arh...lethal!!! kept sprouting crap that no one can decipher...)

most "rebellious" award: yirang
(kaoz...she arh chao ah beng, banged into the police car's side mirror...could hear a loud "crack" sound,the mirror was in a weird angle after the collision...the mata will sure catch her...)

the most "in trance" award: mona
(dunno whether it is because she kanna hit too many times on that spot by yunshan..she began to talk rubbish as if in trance..."your head looks like clorets"...what the heck was that all about!!!?)

the most considerate award: cheez
(she was the only one who kept quiet when she is tired and not disturb others...unlike some people who just rattle on and on...wahaha)

the most kanna laugh at award: me!
(dunno why they keep laughing at me...tsk tsk...what kind of sisters are they...sad sad...)

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2) THE EXAM PERIOD AT YIH

the OSCARS for the mugging period 2004/05 SEM II
drumroll please...

the most permanent resident in yih award: yunshan
the most can sleep any time any place award: meiping
the most alwuz blogging and dun wan study award: izzy
the most cannot tahan yih food award: cindy
the most tired-looking and skinny award: cheez
the most not in yih but in arts award: jul
the most moving between yih and arts award: wenya
the most noisy cannot keep still award: yirang
the most pretending to study award: mona
the most lab reports to rush: geokz
the most like to eat arts ta bao award: serene
the most MIA(missing in action) award: shared between those who disappear during this period

and...finally
the most prestigious award of the OSCARS...
the most nirvana-attaining mugger award goes to... MISS SAM... (applause)

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i love wendy ng. wahaha.