Monday, June 27, 2005
funny smses
"guess what? just now some guy ran after me, only to hand me this phamplet on mormonism. do i look like i'm interested in becoming a mormon to you?"
"what is a mormon? cousin of a moron? anyway i nearly fell off my chair..."
"a moron is the village idiot. a mormon is a monority orthodox christian group tt is a lot stricter than even the catholic faith. you know, i don't understand why i keep attracting strange attention. it was like yesterday, i was walking along the street and this woman from some slimming centre was shoving her phamplet in my face. and when i politely declined she followed me down and tried to entice me with promises of free slimming trials! knn."
"haha. right... either she's blind or she's nuts. you're fit, not fat."
"i know. i'm completely insulted. i think it's coz i look big to her, but frankly speaking i'd rather be big and strong than skinny and weak."
"big and strong? ok now i'm scared tt you're gonna beat me."
"i can't beat you lah. sekali you charge me for assaulting an officer."
now playing: hotel costes - cafe de flor
"what is a mormon? cousin of a moron? anyway i nearly fell off my chair..."
"a moron is the village idiot. a mormon is a monority orthodox christian group tt is a lot stricter than even the catholic faith. you know, i don't understand why i keep attracting strange attention. it was like yesterday, i was walking along the street and this woman from some slimming centre was shoving her phamplet in my face. and when i politely declined she followed me down and tried to entice me with promises of free slimming trials! knn."
"haha. right... either she's blind or she's nuts. you're fit, not fat."
"i know. i'm completely insulted. i think it's coz i look big to her, but frankly speaking i'd rather be big and strong than skinny and weak."
"big and strong? ok now i'm scared tt you're gonna beat me."
"i can't beat you lah. sekali you charge me for assaulting an officer."
# posted by Kitana @ 6/27/2005 07:09:00 PM 
