absolutum dominium

if 50 cent were to ask me 21 questions, i'd tell him to skip the asking - i'll agree to whatever he asks. i don't usually admit it, but this is one black rapper tt *really* turns me on. the slurs in his rap, the crazy beats, and the way he fills out Big and Black and oh-so-Buff... raw animalistic appeal. *growl*

and yes. i just came back from watching 50 in concert. and yes. it *is* worth forking out CAD $70 to watch someone who calls himself half a dollar.

this weekend was absofuckinglutely craaaaazy for me.

i was supposed to study the entire weekend, with the exception of the concert.

well. starting from yesterday night i pretty much *BURNT* both my days. FUCK.

i turned down dinner @ congee house to go watch the basketball game with my floormates. well, until the guy zal, who had been holding on to my timex watch called me and asked when i wanted the watch back. *obviously* i wanted it back ASAP coz it's bloody expensive, it's my HRM, and it means a fuck of a lot to me. so anyway he was like: "hey. me and a couple of friends are chilling out over drinks. wanna come join us?"

so i was like: "ok". i mean, it would only be for a while right?

wrong.

we had drinks at someone's place, and so i got introduced to a whole bunch more people. who also felt like going *clubbing*, so i ended up at the plaza for the second time in a row.

and zal was trying really hard to get with me, which was irritating the hell out of me. but because he hadn't returned me my watch yet, i had to pretend to be nice even though i was like "get away from me, you creep!" GOD. can't some guys take a FUCKING HINT???

anyway well. it was all good. i was really sobre. didn't take more than a can of beer, a glass of wine, a shot of 151 (75.5% alcohol jamaican rum), a shot of tequila and a blow job (drink, not the action). was pretty ok and stuff. in fact, the music ended up giving me a headache coz the beats were so strong they just kept pounding in my chest and bones. but fortunately on fri they were playing PROPER club music - hip-hop rnb. thank god. i also ended up trying out a cuban cigar (one of the guys is from trinidad). haha. interesting. i haven't smoked a cigarette before, but i've smoked stronger stuff already.

we left around 2am, although i was bored out of my mind before 1.30am (yes. still trying to shake zal off. in the end, i would pretend to be TIRED (a lot) so tt i could sit down and away from him). and then there were 7 of us (2 people - 1 guy and 1 girl - left earlier to get It on). so we ended up having supper at denny's. which has american-sized portions. my ham and cheddar omelette was huge Huge HUGE. i finished all of it coz the damn thing cost me CAD $9, but yeah... tt was enough to constitute supper AND breakfast.

wanted to leave after tt, but somehow i got cajoled into going back with the guys (this group had 5 guys and 2 girls, including me) to this house tt zal shared with his friend luke to chill out somemore. and the only reason i accepted is coz another of the guys had a car and he promised tt he would send us back to ubc once he'd sobred up. the alternative was waiting in the cold half an hour for the fucking elusive bus, and then having to walk another 20 min from the bus loop to my house in -2 degree temperature in the middle of the fucking night.

so yeah. i went back to chill somemore while the designated driver sobred up. and then i found out tt there was a liverpool vs. wigan match at 4.30am (which was about one hour from the time we'd reached the guy's place). so while just um... chilling... the designated driver and the other girl - this international student from china - started getting frisky. by frisky i mean tt they started making out in the room, so yeah... i had to wait even longer for the designated driver.

in the meantime, another guy had fallen asleep, so the remaining 4 of us didn't know what to do. so we asked zal what there was for us to do. and since his computer was we were asking if there were movies to watch.

he said: "no. sorry i only have porn."

guess what we did?

4 of us; 3 guys and 1 girl, crammed into his bedroom and watched one of his porn videos.

it was SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

imagine, 3 guys and 1 girl standing around 1 tiny computer. and this is the first time i'm watching a real porn vid. it is so fucking CHEESY. they were playing really bad TECHNO music, and then this HUGE-boobed nurse was checking up on a patient; and then suddenly she started tearing off her uniform and getting it on with the patient.

and obviously with so many people in the room, zal was obviously not turned on. he was SO embarassed and he kept saying "i can't believe you all are making me do this." over and over again, which was not helped by the fact tt the rest of us were standing around making snide comments about the quality of the video and discussing types of available porn. and the guys were totally surprised tt i was cool with porn and porn-watching. well. thank god tt i have guy friends who have already introduced me to porn, not to mention floormates here who enjoy watching porn too. i am properly desensitized. wahaha.

in the end, i stayed for the liverpool vs. wigan game (seeing tt the designated driver was getting It on with the china girl as well). it was pretty good actually. liverpool beat wigan 3-0; 2 from crouch and 1 from garcia. but actually, the first crouch goal was just an AMAZING blooper - wigan's goalie accidentally fisted the ball right into his own goal. tt was totally hilarious. i was feeling really really sleepy during this time and i think i was properly asleep, until the guys were like "GOOOAAAALLLLL!!!!" and jumping up and punching their fists into the air, such tt *i* too just shot out of my sleep to check out the crazy replay.

now. if only arsenal could have had something along those lines. what the FUCK is up with them losing to bolton 2-0???!!!

i left luke's house around 6.45am. the sun was already rising by the time the designated driver (properly satiated i hope) drove me back to totem. i crashed into bed around 7.45am. and i woke up at 2.30pm.

so yes. my saturday began at 2.30pm.

came online to MSN and stuff, but mainly i was just getting psyched for 50 cent and g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT!

totem had their formal dinner tonight, but i just threw on the hoodie (hoodies = rap star fashion... wahaha) and went down to join the s'poreans at the caf. we had turkey breast with stuffing, mashed potatos and gravy, steamed vegetables and this yummy chocolate mint cake. but i bolted before 5.30pm to catch the bus to pacific coliseum at eton and renfrew st; 1 hour away by bus.

i was there pretty early actually. wasn't a bad thing, coz they did metal detector searches for weapons and stuff. and it would have been all good except the fucker next to me was constantly lighting up weed, and as a result my hoodie smells like weed now. i am irritated. fucking stoned druggie.

50 cent only came on 2 hours after the stated time on the ticket. but it IS so worth waiting to watch him. he is WORTH THE WAIT. 50 is an amazing showman. none of tt costume changes or crazy sets or whatever (although he had stage fireworks and the DJ kept doing gunshot and gunclick sound effects to punctuate every song or every thing tt 50 said). but 50 knows how to work the audience.

he started out with "what's up gangsta?"; and i love the fact tt i can just bounce and yell out the lyrics to his songs with him and the other die-hard fans. he just kept the songs coming fast and furious; he would play to the audience in-between songs and we all love going "g-g-g-g-g-G-Unit!!!". and no matter how much i love his songs on my stereo, or in da club, NOTHING beats hearing and seeing them live and loud.

esp "In Da Club". my all time fave club song.

my first concert since linkin park one and a half years ago. and oh SO worth going.

and thankfully, i still managed to get transport back to ubc. except tt the walk back was SO fucking bad because it was SO fucking cold at -2 degrees outside again, and i wasn't wearing v much apart from the hoodie.

ok. tomorrow will be study day. might be expecting a visit or something, but i HAVE to FUCKING get started on work NOW. my exams are in a WEEK.